How about combining both bits of felt, using both "wrong" sides? Aha. I think I like where this is going now.
Meanwhile, we had a night out - with babysitters and everything (yes, literally - slippers, knitting, dog, dog bed...) - first time for about two years - I'm not kidding. And what did we go and do? We went to see this:
And I whilst I wasn't the only girl, the audience was mostly male and slender...GOSH I want to go and see the Tour again! We 'll have to get the child into a posh school so we can go on holiday in July...